Oh, Sam, where do I begin with you? I know… congratulations on the birth of your daughter!
I’m glad that you've shared the news with us all. Now, for my confessions:
Look, I know you’ve had many a difficult time at the Aussie Open, to the point where some people have described you as a “punchline”. I’m sorry to say that during your matches, I’ve often sat at the television in dismay, just like this:
I’m also sorry for my phone going off at Melbourne Park while watching you and Svetlana Kuznetsova play doubles. For making tipsy jokes about the ball having to go Kuznets-ova-the-net-sova. Nevertheless, these little things have never posed any serious threat to the champion you are!
You’ve taught me to never skip arm day and for this, I thank you. Keep those guns blazing!
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